The Monkey Hole

Here, every now and again, I might place a new file I have found or created, for you cretins to look at and download and use. Some of the files are copyrighted and so it might have been illegal for me to upload, in which case I would greatly appreciate it if you could let me know, so that I can remove the file. You can contact me here.

I have put up a page about old Operating Systems. Just click here to have a look.

If there is a filename and description, but no hyperlink, then I have not uploaded the file for one reason or another. The reason will be stated next to the filemane.

1000dlg.htm - I know, it's not exactly a download, but here it is: - The 1000 dialog box of DooM page, which I have been writing for well over a year now, and still not completed yet! This is based on the 100 dialog box page done by my mate, Lloyd Wright at www.gotahedache.i8.com. I will eventually manage to finish it :)...

taxerror.zip - Some wierd taxation error thing. Was written by me to load and annoy people at school :) . Based on an idea by Nathan Lineback.

bsod.zip - I wrote this little Blue Screen Of Death simulation in C a couple of years ago, again to annoy people. If you want to annoy someone who doesn't know what they're doing with their computer, put this in their 'StartUp' folder, sit back and enjoy. Will write one for Windows NT some time...

ie4setup.zip - Ah... I wrote this in VB 3 in early 2004 or so. It is my interpretation of the Windows 98 / Internet Explorer 4.01 Setup.

piword.zip - The first version of a rich text style word processor. There's one bug in it; that you have to type the extension '.piw' yourself when saving.

piword2.zip - The second version of my word processor, PiWord. Still has the bug I just mentioned... must switch to assembly language.

imdb_1.txt - The file that became the Internet Movie Database. Rather funny to have as a novelty ROFL. Take a look. There isn't a way of searching though. Use +.

jargon.txt - The original Jargon File, recompiled as it would have been in the mid-1970s. (Also, You can read the newest version of the Jargon File on this site. Just click here!)

Mandolin Chords.pdf - A 3-page chord chart for the mandolin. I'm not sure if any of you out there actually play the mandolin, but it'll come in handy if you decide to take it up.